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Saturday - April 21, 2012

From: St. Louis, MO
Region: Midwest
Topic: Problem Plants
Title: Proposal of marriage to Mr. Smarty Plants
Answered by: Barbara Medford


Dear Mr. Smarty Plants: Will you marry me? Garden bliss hangs in the balance.


No. I'm already married to the Lady Bird Johnson Wildflower Center.


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